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Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Things that make me go hmm.

  • Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
  • If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  • Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
  • Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  • Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
  • Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
  • Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
  • Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

I LOVE THIS!

Soldier comes out to his dad.

Monday, August 22, 2011

Spermies

Here are some fascinating sperm facts:
  • Believe it or not, your Semen only contains about 10% sperm - the rest consists of enzymes, vitamin C, calcium, protein, sodium, zinc, citric acid and fructose sugar – move over Mizone!!
  • Some women complain at the taste of semen.... you can help!  While there are no studies to support it, it is generally received that kiwifruit, celery, pineapple, and watermelon can all make semen taste lighter. Heavy beer and coffee drinkers are said to produce bitter-tasting ejaculate. Alkaline-based fish and meats make for a buttery taste, or if in doubt, invest in a tasty flavoured lube or flavoured deep throat spray!
  • A Healthy male produce about 70-150 million sperm a day - but when you ejaculate, you can lose 3 times that - that's why you seem so wiped out after sex.
  • When inside a woman's body, a sperm can live up to 5 days!!
  • There are male and female sperm - the females are slower, but stronger, while the males are faster, but weaker.
  • Average volume of semem per ejaculation is 1 teaspoon, which equates to about 200-500 million of those little guys in the average amount of semen produced each time you release.
  • The average speed of semen at the moment of ejaculation is 31 mph – which is faster that Peruvian Jaguar
  • The human male ejaculates on average distance of 7 to 10 inches, the world record for the farthest spoof is 18 feet!!
Well, hopefully that was partly entertaining and partly educational – you never know when you might need some of those fascinating facts!!

Friday, August 19, 2011

New Lady Gaga


Disenchanted & Busy

I guess I haven't updated this blog lately, because well I'm sorta disenchanted with secondlife. I'm not exactly sure why though. I have also been busy preparing to go back to school on the 23rd which has completely taken away any interest I've had to post freebies, hunts, sales and the like. I'm not ending this blog I sorta enjoy posting random stuff. I just think that the SL stuff I post will be more like a treat then the main focus of this blog for the time being.